My friend used to work at a chain oil changing garage. He was instructed by the manager to not let anyone leave without at least $1000 repair suggestions. If he didn’t, he can be fired (not on those grounds but they’ll think of something). It disgusted him so much that he opened his own shop down the line and never…

They’ll also patent rims as a round object no other manufacturer can copy.

I’m going to relate this to a vagina. New=virgin. Equivalent to new =\= virgin. Sure doctors can do some voodoo and stitch it back to OEM but is it really OEM? Will she still feel “like a virgin”?

What if you prefer fishing with an AR-15?

NP all day long..

Lincoln MKX doesn’t seem so bad though the black label (makes me want to have some scotch... Scotch scotch scotch....) Does top put above the $30k

FYI: it looks like the chrome trimming on the driver’s door is coming off... ahh-hem....

I manscape...

TIL: don’t fuck with Australian women.

Probably the most mistargetted Sears lingerie ad.

Why would I use this over Kodi?

Helps you lose weight too! Toooo fooooo wooon!

So the answer is to date a chiropractor?

I want the recipe for Popeye’s spicy chicken. KFC is utter crap compared to Popeye’s and every fried chicken connoisseur knows it.

/r/RamenGW

Worst click bait ever...

I actually really like the dial knob on the dash shifter. Looks clean up there in the Ram (rental) and functioned great.

Old Top Gear didn’t seem like it was scripted as it was more full of bulletpoints for the three to touch upon; mad libs IRL if you would. The TGAC seems like every fucking line was written out and they stuck to the script. Now, it all *seems* that way. What really went on is something else.

Call me weird but I like different button textures and sizes if the car comes with a button for everything. This way there is no ambiguity as to which button does what when I am feeling it or when I take a quick look down and press the button. In my E53, the nav screen isn’t touchscreen so I rely on each click of the…