I penned the FAQ’s.. On bfc, James decided to change it up and take the credit.

YouTube check valve (or some would call it one way value). Cheap to make your own. Get PVC tube with the right connectors and even with a bicycle pump (or even one of those portable air pumps), you’d be able to get the fluids out. It is like building your own MityVac. I use this method to change the oil out of my BMW…

Because 2 Advils costs $28?

With all these problems, you’d think Bosch was owned by Lucas.

Wouldn’t happen if the Fiat was a Tesla. Zing!

I was cutting onions when I read it...

You also need to factor in a few tetanus shots along the way.

It’s the south, we call it a Thruway.

They misspelled Bajaj... It’s Bajaja, Spanish for BaHaHa!

I had a modded Z32TT and my gf at the time was asking me how much power was under the hood after I told her I never really floored it with her in the car as to not have her freak out. She didn’t believe me so I placed a folded $5 bill in the vents where she can easily get to from a stop. I betted her if she can grab…

May I suggest TVMC

Fun fact: Boston has a Darwin law explicitly made for this crossing.

If they paid (*read: pork barrel*) to study farts, they should contact me. According to my fiancé, I can solve the world’s energy crisis with my ass. I have cleared 3 rooms with one fart; being lactose intolerant helps.

Oil isn’t at $100/bbl... They have to go all Freddy Jalop and buy second (if not third) hand but they will run a Carfax first!

And 6 months from now we’ll see it on the news.... In the desert... With an ISIS flag on it.... And a whole bunch of dead people around it.

Especially when her name is Ethal P... Not stripper name at all.

1. Cars are built better so going 80/90/100 feels like 50/60/70. Hard to gauge when everything is quiet and smooth.

“Faptastic!” - pitching gay male moto racer...

Of course it is not a real Lambo... It’s not on fire.