Heisenberg does not approve.

Wish they would make a Caravan SRT8.

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Why does it have to look so dated and bland and boring and just.... repugnant?

carefully

It's articles like this that brings me back when my friends and I would have left over auto-x jacks left in the trunk and OH... what's this? a DOUBLE space parking BMW? Jack, push, and leave for dead. Sure the alarm is going to go off but you know for certain nobody gives a shit... as a matter of fact, they love…

Fuck both... gimme buttfuckers... i mean fudrukkers buffalo burger.

The good news is only a dozen was damaged. The bad news is not all of them were damaged.

If they think that's what an orgy looks like, they're doing it wrong

The last 2 words coming out of my mouth in almost all my decisions is: FUCK IT..

A helmet is going to protect what from this guy?? The missing gray matter?

Nah... For some odd reason, no landlords are pet friendly up there. My 3 cats and 2 dogs and 2 hamsters and my tropical fish tank just isn't going to pass the application when they ask if I have pets. I think its the fish's fault.

it was actually one of the deleted scenes from American History X.

The day I see an ad for a car voted "Car of Jalops" is when I'll believe in any advertising. I studied marketing and sometimes being too smart isn't a good thing when you're surrounded by idiots and you're forced to think like an idiot to sell to an idiot... that just made no sense but it does here in Houston.
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nom nom nom.... what? inapprops?

I want to buy a Cayman and have a replica body kit to make it look like the 250... GT.

2.) New Ford Bronco

a 93 Camry LE since that's the only thing you can afford after the bitch takes all.

When I become the governor of Texas, I'm going to remove the speed limit outside of town and ban speed traps since speed traps do nothing but cause accidents. I've seen too many accidents where people slam on the brakes because of a cop sitting on the side of the road and the sudden stopping works it's way back about…