Gee, I wonder why a guy who is on a strict deadline, who has to over see every single aspect of the game not just character balance, and who is also losing movement in his dominant arm, has a hard time balancing a game with nearly 50 characters and maybe doesn't place as high a priority on it. As opposed to say, a…

This guy's a liar my dad works at Nintendo and he told me so

Booo, i'm putting mine on any way.

Navi would be voiced by Aaron Paul. "Hey! Listen, Bitch!"

Oh boy. He comes across as exactly the type of person I expected he'd be:

Come forth from greyland.

Be released from the greys.

He's given at least four interviews with the press this last week where he's promised to stop doing interviews.

I can't wait to get my hands on it. I just broke my wrist and had to cut a hole in my cast to be able to practice with mh3u on my 3ds/Wii U.

Poor poor Hughes

Fairy: "The fate of your world, perhaps the entire universe, is at stake!"

I need this as a rear windshield decal. I live in the Bible Belt of the US, and everyone has those stick figure family decals on their vehicles; my wife and I have one of a T-Rex stomping through a group of dismembered stick figure bodies on one of our vehicles, but this would be perfect for the other.

Best I got on such short notice:

Only as long as they still have that sick guitar solo. Imagine, everything's going to hell, the Kaiju is kicking ass, but then they say, "Fuck this," and the riff plays. I'd stand up and cheer.

RULES OF NATURE!!!!!