Did someone say Jeep?

Wot? the ugly truck thing is the first offroad Bently? I beg to differ.

Give me a vape pen of some good sativa and sit me next to the spinach dip and goldfish crackers. You will have a very happy Butters.

I quit drinking about a year ago and have found that my desire to be around more than a few people at a time in a social setting went out the door with the booze. If I find myself in any kind of party setting, I just smoke a bunch of weed and make friends with the dog. Drunk people are the worst.

this comment is an extremely artful humblebrag. bravo, sir.

Definitely a NSFW story, unless you don’t have any concerns about your coworkers seeing you cry. Fantastic writing, your grandfather was right.

You left out the best part: He has a bulldozer.

Cooled cup holders? Nothing else matters.

Sorry about the breakdown, I really am, but I think this is going to be a much more entertaining car to read about than any of the others thus far. Unreliable or not, it’s still a sexy beast and I want one.

This is interesting because the V8 Vantage is only the most beautiful modern car ever and we should all have one. Or at least I should. Well done you bastard.

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

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Well Trebek, your mom told me she likes it a bit

I was curious about this too. I have one line with the unlimited data contract. I figure getting the 6S subsidized if its still an option makes the most sense unless there was an update and ATT put the final date on it.

need to work on that kerning though… oof.

I worked in a small business for 6 years after college. When I left, it was like breaking up with a girlfriend. It was difficult to even leave without guilt.

The best thing I did for my health was to splurge on a mattress. Seriously - when I moved a couple of years ago, my father was helping me with some of my furniture decisions, and he made this very point: you spend so much time in bed that it doesn't make sense to opt for the cheapest, most uncomfortable mattress you…