Man, that’s a lot of manpower and weaponry.

Money. Can’t believe you still haven’t figured it out, Mayweather.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

The problem here seems to be that the kids stole the pills instead of receiving them from a sketchy team doctor?

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

I think it’s pretty clear that Durant is just more comfortable being the third person.

We should get together and compare, I’m gonna try it on my 5s

Came here to make this comment. Good on you.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

More AAA games on Switch are always a good thing.

Let’s take football games played by teenagers a little more seriously.

Dick means “Fat” or “wide”... so even translated properly, it’s hilarious

Not all comments are bad. But if a tweet is good, people are just more likely to “like” it or retweet it than make a comment expressing approval. If a tweet is bad, there is no single button to express disdain, hence you have to comment to tell the person to get fucked or somesuch. Hence “the ratio.”

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

Yup.

This is the problem when your data security is lax.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

I think the GOT death rule is that nobody’s dead until you see them die, and even not then. Light a candle for my ginger prince, tho. He needs to make those giant babies with Brienne!