In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

That Bin Laden song is 209380495x catchier than “Look what you made me do.” IN fact I’m singing it in my head right now... fuck you like bin landen!!!

So she’s just going full Conner4Real now? Can’t wait until she releases her 2017 gay marriage anthem and gets upstaged by Cardi B on her tour.

I see you shiver with antici

It’s tough to watch him recede like this. I really didn’t think he’d be one of these hair today, gone tomorrow guys. Figured you could plug him into any system and he could expose all sorts of coverage issues.

Harbaugh is such a fucking prat.

Umm, Lynch(e) is an actual surname. Let’s not get ridiculous, now.

I don’t follow MMA, but I’ve seen that name several times before and just assumed he was a quarterback from Utah.

i feel like ben wyatt with lil sebastian when it comes to fiona.

As a Central Arkansas native who graduated from the U of A, great piece. Looking at the present, we’re one of the few football programs actually turning a profit. Can’t say his direction was bad on taking us to the SEC even if I will probably never see a national championship in person.

Yes. It’s also just another Uncharted game with beautiful vistas, fleshed out characters, a compelling story and a photo mode that lets you do winky faces!

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?

Thirteen-year-old Taz Niederauer and his Les Paul killin’ it with his version of “Voodoo Child”.

You really think he’d stick his neck out like that?

do people still buy weed illegally in California?

I’m a fan of Borderlands’ Jakobs revolvers.

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

This being soccer, La Liga officials were entirely baffled as to how to physically accept entirely-legal money, particularly in broad daylight.

Let us ask ourselves if we can imagine any scenario where Michael Jordan would apply criteria to this discussion that in any way might threaten his assumed position at the top of a ranking of modern NBA players.

I sure hope he speaks English