Cardinals fans want you to know they’d never do that to one of their own. Then they’d probably talk about how Alou got pretty uppity about the whole thing.

I really hope that Rockstar gives this the Red Dead treatment. Taking a game with a decent foundation (though I think this game was much better than Red Dead Revolver), and vastly improving on what worked to make a far superior game in that same universe. I would love to see it brought back.

Jezebel reposted them here first thing this morning.

Spectacularly large baseball MAN.

He’s one-for-21 since the all-star break. Is it too soon to say the home run derby has permanently ruined his swing?

The Sod That Failed

The Frayed Ends of Sod

Eventually, after this is all over, I really hope Nutt gets the sweet release that he deserves after this huge tease.

Not many people know this but KatyPerrysBootyHole is actually Tim Kurkjian

I’m fucking dying that that correction is real life. Who says journalism is dead?

I hope Better Call Saul (and its stars) take every award. God that show is superb.

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

Some people are just made for it. I thoroughly enjoy tv analyst A-Rod.

I assume any drugs the Kardashian/Jenner clan do are those amphetamine-based ones that keep your appetite down. They probably get some really good ones for rich people that don’t make your heart explode.

jesus fuck riz ahmed is so ridiculously good-looking, my god

Don’t worry, they’ll salvage the the salvaged shiplap.

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”