Without looking at any information or giving a damn about the MLS this sounds exactly like the EPL does it, whereas one player on Liverpool or Chelsea cost as much as the whole Stoke City squad.

If you would’ve told me 10 years ago the Marlins were worth $1.3 billion I would’ve slapped you in the face

I’ve been overcome with jealousy of the Canadian people. Went to Montreal last year and it was real damn cool. Now they have a cool prez as well while we are stuck with cheeto guy.

Fuck this team

seriously... take a breather sometimes.

Hot Take: John 3:16 is the sparest bible verse you can use.

Good for Murdoch and Fox news to show basic human decency

Casey affleck is bringing by the post-coital cigarettes at 9.

Hopefully Advil sues this guy when they want to make a twitter account

God damn this guy is at rock bottom

It’s amazing how much a pitching coach can help these guys. I remember when Mike Maddux came to the rangers and turned it around. Both the pirates and rangers were long time cellar dwellers and just a little bit of coaching can turn it around for a team.

Love how the band is jamming out still in that video despite all the commotion

Is there really a way to die painlessly? Feel like it would hurt somehow no matter what, even if for only a split second

She looks a little more ghastly when she’s not on her Safe Space BlazeTV set.

you’re getting really good at the internet, Ashley.

I’ve never wanted to listen to a song less, based solely on the song title.

First time I saw it: blue and black. Everytime since: white and gold. Sup with that?

I’d be surprised if Reese and Nicole would want to do more TV (Shailene for that matter too)

Have we reached Peak Spicy?

The Switch virtual console, if done right, will be a huge dealbreaker for me.