My wife’s signature move is pouring a cup of sleepytime tea, taking one sip of it, falling asleep, and then knocking it off her bedside table in the middle of the night in a sleepy stupor all over her phone charger or some shit.

Seems natural she’d end up on fox news but with her following I wouldn’t be surprised to see her start her own internet channel or something

Hmm that headline is quite misleading. Sounds like they worked for an escort service and not ‘part time jobs, dating men’. I don’t know if that breaks any cheerleading rules (NCAA would probably lose their shit) but I’d say it’s worth putting in the headline.

Yooo we can’t get a link to a highlight vid?

This is what Jez is all about

He’s pretty incendiary. Richard knows a thing or two about a necktie as well.

I would like to see them switch to the rule they tried out in the NIT this year: reset the team fouls after 10 minutes. Keep the game moving at a faster rate with less whistles for free throws. Both teams were in the double bonus last night with like 15 minutes left... snoozeworthy basketball.

They filmed an episode of Prison Break near my house growing up. I lived in a tiny ass town so it was like the super bowl was in town. Good times, those mid-oughts.

Straight from The Book of Gruden.

I really enjoyed the show but did anyone else think it was surprisingly predictable? I was hoping for some kind of twist but no... Perry was Jane’s rapist and Celeste’s boys were the ones choking the little girl, they alluded to those pretty heavily throughout. Wonder if the book led on to the ending as much as the…

College coaches pull this card all the time

guy in the blue jacket looks like he just watched his dog get ran over

The Carol live blog was too damn much

Good god I can hear them all laughing across the pond from here.

I took a premarital class at an extremely southern baptisty church and this topic came up. Pretty much said it is totally fine as long as you aren’t trying to hide something from your spouse by doing it. So I do think there’s a way to go about it the right way.

Big difference was Bush never came across as a huge jerk in any capacity.

Belichick too cool to hang out with these dorks?

What a fascinating life Schefter lives.

Hot take incoming: If Steve Kerr was brought in to coach the timberwolves I bet he’d be fired already.

Looks like he’s not having any problems at all dribbling that basketball