God, I'm glad I'm not in a business where someone needs to make sure my knees are properly highlighted and contoured.
When I was eight I tried to start a new currency with the tiny sparkly stones that came in the playground border gravel.
ok, I've calmed down a little. I'm going to say this and then I'm going to delete every response you post back to me; fair warning, ok?
Wow, you know how to be polite, I'm so impressed. My two year old niece can say please too!
The fluids thing would be an issue for restaurants. Gotta work harder to clean up bodily fluids because of health standards and whatever.
Nope, not prudish. I'm all about doing whatever funky sexual things make you and your partner happy, but you don't have the right to include unwitting bystanders in the act. Like ChoirGrrl said, there are venues for that. Or hell, go camping. You probably wont offend the mosquitoes.
You should get OVER 9000 stars!
Wow. If a man was swiping at and kicking at a woman, would you explain that she had said something she shouldn't have?
She's not a good drunk. She goes from being very sweet to being incredibly volatile in a matter of minutes which is why she rarely partakes. She once hit a guy she was very close friends to with a shoe repeatedly for no reason, threatened people, and then locked herself in the bathroom and tried to flush said…
You sound like the worst person.
Not ALL think pieces...
I think Solange was behind on Game of Thrones and Jay-Z told her who killed Joffrey. We can't prove that this isn't the case, right? It's seriously just as plausible as anything else here.
At very least, death to the think piece that tries to masquerade as news.
IKR? You can't wait till you get to your car? .... or the bus stop?
A big part of why folks do sex in public is because of the thrill of getting caught. Which sucks for the unlucky folks who catch them.
It's not a bathroom story, but these remind me of one of my SO's worst restaurant experiences. He was a manager working at a nicer (20-30 an entree) bar/restaurant in a city known for it's older, wealthy population. At a table near the middle if the restaurant was an older man and his plastic, much younger gf, and…
It's The Picture of Dorian Selfie.