Heathers & Mean Girls are apples and oranges. Heathers is a blatant dark comedy. Mean Girls is lighter, ultimately uplifting comedy.

I just can't understand why the bitches aren't interested in them. It is one of life's greatest mysteries.

Dude, this is the Jezebel norm. If you dare to show your face in the comments section to ask why people like a certain TV Show/Celebrity/Movie while also expressing your disinterest in said TV Show/Celebrity/Movie, people will tear your to shreds. So much for civilized discussion, yeah?

Yeah, I really got into the last three seasons, but before the premier of this season, I was kind of questioning whether I really wanted to get caught up in the mire again. I love the depth and evolution of the characters, the development of the storyline, and the twists and turns, but Jesus, does EVERY episode have…

This was the best critique of that awfulness last night. As a survivor of sexual assault, I get flashbacks from stuff like this and I definitely got one last night. Generally, I'm able to figure out what's going to happen and skip over the scene in question but this just came up so unexpectedly and it WAS completely…

Agreed... I LOVE things in this genre, and I think I would otherwise really like the show, but am so turned off my sexual violence that once it happens I'm done forever. I don't get the appeal.

Yeah. I think my thing is that I feel like I'm a bad person/not sophisticated because I can't get into this show. I can't remember a show in my (admittedly fairly short) lifetime that people go fucking bananas over in the same way as GoT.

There is a way to portray sexual violence on screen in a responsible way, this was not it.

This is why I can't watch this show. I watched the first or maybe first two episodes and there was so much sexual violence. I can't understand how this is entertainment, even if the show is otherwise good.

Turns out the spoiler tag is super, super useless if you put spoilers in front of it.

Here's a question I've pondered in the past: Is there a rule for how to proceed with choosing your outfit when you know of the wedding party's color pallet and you're not in the wedding? In other words, my favorite color is purple, and I have a few different shades of lavendar/purple/fuschia/magenta spring dresses…

Putting not-candy in easter eggs is probably the fastest way to turn kids against your cause anyway.

Christ, some people were clearly butthurt that they didn't have anything better to do for Easter!

Hahaha what a story, Mark.

It's three days of in-school suspension — it's not that big a deal. He was told not to do it, he did it anyway, so he's being held accountable for what he freely chose to do. Notice that he managed to get the focus directed on 18-year-old, pre-frat boy behavior instead of this woman's actual speech about STEM…

I spoke many kind lies when shutting down icky men.

It's pushback against the trend of teenage boys constantly hitting on famous women whenever they meet one. It's become fashionable to the point of harassment.

Thanks for your trust. I always say that such a little consonant makes such a big difference.