Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

“These people have awful names.”

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.

“The Giants won, but under the circumstances, it had to feel like a pretty goddamn terrible win.”

As a Giants fan who’s been watching and listening to them flounder since All-Star break: No, not really. I think we’re all a bit bummed, but aren’t going to complain about a shutout win.

Of course it’s bullshit. I don’t see Madison Bumgarner’s name on it.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

10 gold stars for landscape view!

All choices have consequences.

Madison Bumgarner’s facial expression 99% of the time.

This is such bullshit.

Ichiro and Bonds should switch jobs every two weeks all season. The first ever coach/player platoon. Who would object?

“the dab is dead. It has been dead for a month. These are zombie dabs”

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

Pacman Jones: Fuck yeah, motherfucker! Let’s celebrate!

Somehow, that tweet a few days back taunting Roger Goodell about the court ruling doesn’t seem like the best decision now.

@BillSimmons

Glad he’s finally caught a break.