Well, you know that W.E.B. DuBois has done some amazing things, tremendous things, and he’s getting recognized more and more these days I notice.

Call your congressmen. Call them frequently. PUT THEM UNDER PRESSURE. Make them understand you are not happy.

What can we, as citizens, do about stuff like this?

>I dunno if I’ll buy it, but I’ll try on a sample or at least go smell it, for sure.

Haha I mean...sure? I was a lowly day player so I didn’t get to really hang out or work long term. She was focused, so she didn’t interact much, but it wasn’t in like a dickish way, just that she was in work mode. One of my current coworkers just told me a story though, a few years ago she was at a lot on a coffee run…

Brad is kind of famous for not being fastidious about grooming but Angelina? She probably smells like the grasses of the Serengeti mixed with Tibetan incense, with a subtle note of something sour that would be a bit too pungent on it’s own but somehow perfect when combined with the rest.

Good for Angie. I’ve always loved her. And I’m glad she’s giving to her causes, it’s nice to see that kind of philanthropy in the very wealthy.

I haven’t had it as an adult but I liked it when I was kid, but then I also liked candy corn, so take that with a grain of salt.

Brad Pitt is actually a bunch of alien bugs in a human suit. There was a biopic made about him, but it took some artistic liberties

Better try them both on, just to be sure...

This is one of the most perfect, beautiful things I have ever read.

Right?
“Chad Richman was your typical, high priced attorney, living in the big city who thought he had it all”
*shots of him doing office work, drinking with the guys, opening the door of his sports car for a pretty lady*
“until one day...” *door-bell*

Is it normal (or healthy) to start seeing someone in any capacity so soon after a high profile divorce filing? Like, if some guy told me his wife filed for divorce a few weeks earlier out of the blue, accused him of abusing their kid, and went through a couple of investigations because of it I’d pass. Hard.

I don’t doubt that Pitt has taken a dip in the Hudson.

Many years ago, there was an article in NY Mag about what kind of person smokes each brand of cigarettes. At the time, I smoked Parliaments, and NY Mag informed me that I may or may not be a Russian hooker.

Parliaments? Really? I don’t know why that’s funny but it is.

I think Brad might have a drinking problem so his smoothie is probably spiked with vodka.

Also, she lost at Rummikub to her mom.

And she doesn’t enjoy eating?

Picturing Liz Hurley sitting sadly, watching her family eat pizza, while eating a dry piece of toast and a parrot mocking her intermittent moments of joy maybe one of the funniest things I’ve done today.