I despise the rule that women over "insert age" should not have long hair. Luckily, I'm blessed with thick wavy Italian hair, I have 4 kids, and have always rocked my long hair. I'm 52 and it's at my waist. When said kids were little, braids, ponytails, buns, etc. Same for work. I get the most compliments on my…

"Forgive me and truly understand that I am in no way shape or form a sexist and I am a huge fan of Mo'ne. She was quite an inspiration."

I read that line, and I wanted to scream, "For fuck's sake, DO NOT HAVE KIDS WITH HIM!" If he says he wants some babies soooo bad, but doesn't want them badly enough to even consider substantially changing his life to allow for them, then he doesn't want kids all that badly — much less badly enough to shoulder half…

My eyes are literally HUGE right now. It's "his money" IS IT HIS FUCKING MONEY!? Methinks he would be using HIS MONEY to pay a fucking maid and babysitter if he didn't have the free labor from his wife

Honestly if nothing else, I would be extremely irritated at not making my own money. I have friends who need to rely on their husbands financially (because they stay at home with the kids) and they are always distressed because they want to get a manicure but their husbands think it's frivolous and they want to be…

Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurrrleeeeen.
I'm begging of you please put down that pan.
Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurleen. Lurrrleeeeen.
Please don't bake it just because you can.

No, you're thinking of Pizza made BY a giant cracker.

The Show Me Then I'll Take Credit for Inventing It State

A guy I worked with told me he was splitting wood in the back yard when his only child, then 4 years old, came up behind him, within axe back-swing range. He told the kid to stand farther back, took a couple more swings, then caught sight of movement in the corner of his eye. Kid was right back in the danger zone. He…

Small-town American will never not be incomprehensible to me.

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

Christie's usual rationale for cutting family planning funding is that the state can't afford the $7.5 million. The attorneys he's hired to defend himself against allegations of corruption in Bridgegate have cost the state more than $6.52 million.

Oh, fuck this. I'm guessing he was being bullied at his school and the adults couldn't be bothered to do anything to rein in the little shits, just like it was when I was a kid. The excuses were always, "oh, they need to work it out themselves," or "oh, honey, just ignore them, they're jealous," or other bullshit…

"I think she likes sex already."

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

The Patriarchy