Shit.... this is hard. Well I guess I would have to say... umm...

Shit.... this is hard. Well I guess I would have to say... umm...

Amazing! 74 articles in, and they still don’t get it.

The St. Louis baseball Red Birds, on the bat, under the arches, by old Man River, lost their 74th game The Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

A little bit of context for you for those joining us at home- only the Bay Area is aware of the rivalry between itself and SoCal.

“The adequate will be over here, clothing our various nether regions in the most comfortable underwear of all, which is wisdom”

This is like the ending dialog of a tick episode. *tears*

“And THAT’s how I got the screen name Hollow_Log.”

Diapers would only be the second most questionable thing he wears.

I hate the Giants the way a Hatfield hates a McCoy, the way a Montague hates a Capulet, the way a mongoose hates a cobra; in other words, it’s my god-given right and duty to hate the Giants, and no specific reason is needed. The team’s current misfortune is just gravy.

Go fuck/get over yourself.

No, Giants fans are jerks. Fuck you and your team.

Same.

Don't sully the integrity and niceness of 69 with something disgusting like sex.

It’s sort of a funny coincidence, but the number 69 also refers to a sex act.

The St. Louis baseball Red Birds lost their 67th game The Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

Wanna go out sometime? You seem consistent and dependable.

Duck off. :)

This is stupid and a waste of time.

No, I am not going to do that. I'm sorry.