Bitch, take your ass to jezebel and whine with those other bitches. I doubt you show half as much concern when black women bring concerns about white women and their racism to your door.

Trump being called a bitch in public needs to happen with way more frequency.

Ah yes, the old “Samsung did it first” argument. Did you know that Samsung half asses their software to the point that it’s not even worth using? Their hardware is good, if only they can quit screwing up their devices with their terrible software!

It doesn’t Explode :(

just because something isn’t processed doesn’t mean its good for you & vice-versa

Thank you! I have no idea why I had it on (probably because I carried over my account from a decrepit device with an aged battery / read it in a blog), but I had been feeling so left out since iOS 10 came out and couldn’t make that feature work. Now I can annoy my friends as God and Cook intended.

Healthy=I spent half my paycheck at Whole Foods. Yay for me!

That’s shitty trolling. It’s a gazillion dollar company with an earth shattering consumer satisfaction rating. They have tons of integrity which is why they make great products. It’s clearly a case of more than meets the eye with this guy, but it undeniably does look bad all around.

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

When the report opened with “a resident in Florida”, instant skepticism ensued.

You should buy the newest one if you're going to buy one.

I really enjoyed his answer to the question “What are you going to do to improve relationships with Russia in your first X-number of days in office?”

1. Take the oil

This is a really good post.....unless you are being serious.

That jet black finish tho

I’m going to guess that you’ve never worked out a day in your life...

14. Spend all day complaining that Gizmodo is being paid by Apple.

Once we get done with the internet/cable TV companies, can we move on to:

It’s been nearly 35 years since a government-mandated breakup of AT&T (known then as “Ma Bell”). Maybe it's time for another; preferably with a bat.

except she’s more like “October” now.