Bitch, take your ass to jezebel and whine with those other bitches. I doubt you show half as much concern when black women bring concerns about white women and their racism to your door.

Trump being called a bitch in public needs to happen with way more frequency.

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

You should buy the newest one if you're going to buy one.

I really enjoyed his answer to the question “What are you going to do to improve relationships with Russia in your first X-number of days in office?”

1. Take the oil

Nunca lo olvides.

He’s all stocked up with a case of Campbell’s for each week in the season, another for each bowl day, and his special bowl is ready

Audioengine A2+

Audioengine A2+

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

I love owls. And I love boys. A win all around.

I think there should be a federal minimum on flight leg room. I think it becomes more unsafe to cram folks with that little leg room. Using Spirit as an example; in the event of an evacuation, persons 5'8 or over would probably take longer to evacuate the plane because of the inability to rise from their seat and move…

So they traveled to NYC for Pokemon? This is crazy to me...

Awwww. Do you not like it when women don’t follow the rules that you think they should live by? I mean, how dare they not conform to your ideal of how they should act.

I’m definitely done talking to you.

Bingo- before I got married, I must have said “hey” to just about every woman I fucked. It’s a way to make sure that everything’s cool.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

You mean missed the plane....

@toxic: Ah, the age-old fallacy that says you can't hold an opinion on something unless you can do better.