This explains so much about the south.

Sure sure, but what will you do for exercise when Pokemon GO, goes out of style?

Maybe... or maybe get a life? Just a thought.

Damn Pokemon GO players lives sound depressing as fuck. Please for all of us, put your phone into airplane mode and go for a fucking walk.

I could not get away from flossing unfortunaley, think it may have to do with spacing between teeth and I can barely get floss between some of them. My girlfriend had cavities all while flossing daily, she took my advice on the electric toothbrush.

Ahh... lol.. thought you’re being serious; Can’t go wrong with any Sonicare. Don’t go too old because the replacements heads get expensive and there are some benefits to newer models. But they’re pretty solid you can just hold it in place and it’ll do all the work (hmm reminds me of my sex life). Then just keep…

Have you used an electric brush? Been using one for the longest time and it makes the job significantly easier. Most people who try it don’t want to go back (one of us, one of us, one of us). I’ve only tried the two major brands the oral b and sonicare. I’d tell you which one i prefer but I don’t wanna come off as a…

Coming from a person who despises brushing his teeth, flossing and visiting dentists. This is complete bullshit. Believe me I’ve tried the alternatives, brushing and flossing daily are the only ways to keep your mouth bits healthy. Flossing never claim to remove built up tarter its meant to prevent or slow the build…

Dang, what will you do now? I feel like your life took a turn for the worse.

...and here I though routers can only run on electricity generated by natural gas that was acquired via fracking. Mind blown...

Yeah, for sure. This one just stood out from the other extremely dull ones.

Don’t like fracking but the velociraptor one is kinda funny.

...but worth the wait.

You’ve described EXACTLY how fads work.

Pretty sure it was luck with where the truck hit, not how well built the car was. I’m not saying Tesla is not good in accident I just doubt the build quality had much to do with why the guy survived.

Dang did he just take a sports car up to 83MPH?! He almost went back in time...

But what about his bowel movements?! Tell us about his Bowel movements!!

Dang life is hard

Sounds like someone forgot his reading glasses and typed a bunch of nonsense again.

Last time we gave you a full computer you were using internet explorer with 10 search bar add-ons, 30 things in your system tray, and 3 different antivirus programs all expired. How quickly you forget...