The Emergency Signal’s gonna lose hard on this.

A source claims he finds her “interesting, inspirational and very smart.”

Start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link, go to tech tab for work detail.

They’re lowering their value even less to make sure Hogan takes a little as possible

This is one goddamn sentence...

That’s because nobody on this site actually knows anything about soccer

The tone of American soccer coverage here is so obnoxious. Most of the time there’s not even a point of view or an argument. It’s just cheap disdain for the sake of cheap disdain.

I honestly just don’t know what it is about your style Billy but you just can’t do smug & cheeky like some of the other Deadspin writers. Articles like this one don’t make me laugh, they make me wonder why the hell you’re picking on a 20 year old who’s trying to be professional and make the best of a situation he’d…

rather than giving the American his first of what will likely be a couple hundred caps for Chelsea

Did you really just use “cap” in reference to club appearances? This blog gets worse by the week.

...why are you being a jerk about this? Seriously, what about any of this calls for snark? I know you’re not a very good writer, so you’re likely just defaulting out of laziness, but damn, man, try sometime.

It’s Tuesday morning, homeboy’s gotta stretch before a LaRoche followup.

LeBron James decided there have not enough people talking about LeBron James so he decided to create a story so that the media will talk LeBron James all the time because he will continue to troll Cleveland n LeBron James will revel in the attention because after thirteen seasons LeBron James still thinks of himself…

How many Gawker writers and editors in recent days have quietly unfollowed the Gawker account?

hard hitting Tom! keep up the good work!

I went to the premiere! “Zack Snyder’s ham-fistedness, lack of story, and subtlety of a flying mallet” describes the experience of sitting through those 2 1/2 (!) hours with poetic exactitude. Extremely boring, confusing, dingy mess of a movie, but Hans Zimmer’s score is awesome. Ear-splitting, but awesome.

Personally I think playing time should be equal as well. There is no reason I think women shouldn’t play best of 5.

Ha ha, Natasha went on an epic anti-Robert Downey Jr. rant in that movie: “You’re a lying, mugging, loft-inheriting, short, piece of shit scum!”

You’re going about this wrong. It’s wiser to cherry-pick the fun and righteous things Papi has to say and then ignore nearly every other syllable he utters.

Ortiz raises a good point that, ultimately, this is a business where the results justify whatever action goes along with them. That’s why I’m certain he no longer holds a grudge against the Twins for releasing him.