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OK, we got your opinion on South Park. In spades. Whaddaya think about that Rand Paul fellow?

Papa John’s: Sure, we can do a Redskins pizza, but it has to be for carry-out only.

Congrats to the Denver Broncos for their successful production of “Weekend At Bernie’s: Super Bowl Edition” starring the corpse of Peyton Manning.

“High-res” really? This is called a “photograph,” Kevin.

That’s after waiting until the 3rd inning to enter in protest of the three times they’ve been stabbed in the parking lot.

We are looking forward to the 2016-17 season, when the Kings introduce new head coach Tom Thibodeau, with Assistant Coach Kevin Garnett.

I don’t need numbers to tell me the Heat’s defense is better without him.

“This is another good reminder that all the numbers that say Miami’s very good defense is actually better without Whiteside should be regarded with great skepticism.”

Mohr is good if you like listening to sports radio but don’t care about sports.

It would be incredibly helpful, though. Black men like Will Smith, Lee Daniels, Tyler Perry, Denzel Washington, and Kevin Hart have far more power in Hollywood than do the majority of Black women actors, directors, and producers. If Black men would advocate for casting and hiring Black women it would really help their…

No they don’t. But he’s totally within his rights to speak on this. And what he’s saying is 100% true. He’s being supportive and coming from a place of marginalization himself as a black person in our society. The idea that he should just keep quiet on this strikes me as really counter-productive. A black actor can…

Maybe not, but I'm glad he brought it up. Made me stop and think.

Better ingredients. Better enforcers. Papa John’s.

And he then proceeded to deliver one of the least gracious acceptance speeches in the history of public speaking.

Anyone is monitoring his Twitter??

Wow, $10M?! I guess Santa Claus really is white.

...and of course there’s the fact that no-one ever really burned their bras.