Also so full of typos that I had to re-read and re-watch the clip four times before I could even figure out what I was supposed to be seeing, which was, in turn, unremarkable in every way.

I feel like Sports Talk Radio should be featured on the next John Oliver “How is this still a thing?” segment.

Can you really boycott a place no one wants to go to?

You’re with me, declining market share.

With the instructions Jim Tomsula left him, he learned how to open a can of pork ‘n’ beans using only a nickel.

That the NFL is one of the few places where you can be fired for being a massive, very public failure and still get hired for the same job in the same industry in a matter of weeks.

Chris Rock should still host the Oscars...as Nat X.

I’m not a biologist, but I’ll make a diagnosis: Ted Cruz is not a human being composed of organic compounds, but instead a sentient block of childrens’ tears, Spam, and crumpled-up bank statements obscuring illegal campaign donations all blended together and molded into the shape of a 40-something man who refuses to…

HamNo would critique this guys form and discuss how he’s neglecting his core. Then he’d bitch about yogurt for 5,000 words.

Almost?

[goes to NBA online store]

Why not? Their leadership has direct ties to the Clinton campaign, is that not a conflict of interest when endorsing a candidate before the primaries for the first time in history?

Probably because they don’t think Bernie can win the general election (which may or may not be true) and they think it’s critical to elect a Democrat as president to not fuck everything up for women’s health (definitely true).

There’s always 2017

No article about the activities of Ken Paxton would be complete without a mention that he was indicted for securities fraud nine months after being elected Attorney General.

“Give that guy a Red Bull!”

Shaq’s favorite coach: Mo Cheeks

We have a chain here called Ocho which is basically Chipotle if Chipotle was good. I'll stick with Ocho.

Well, at least it’s facing the right way for Blair Walsh.

Such a relevant data point. It must be her business experience that leads her to focus on the important stuff. What a great leader.