While Kelly did not get full decision-making power that he wanted the Niners did accede to his demand that anything Jim Tomsula may have touched during the last year must be burned by end of business today.

Spaghetti-os? That’s richman food. All you really need is a bulk of dry noodles (spaghetti or otherwise—doesn’t really matter. They’re all “noodle” flavor and taste the same) along with some ketchup packets.

Tomsula lifehack: Showing up at your replacement’s hiring press conference is a great chance to spread the resume around, let people know you’re on the market, and to stock up on cold-cuts.

He's gonna need a ton of time before the season starts to get the smell of spaghetti-o's and urine out of the Head Coach's office.

I’m cautiously optimistic about this. I still think Kaepernick could be a good quarterback if you have a coach that makes every decision for him.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

49ers expected to announce replacement for HC Chip Kelly or Mike Shanahan within the next 24 months

every waking moment Jimmy Fallon spends offscreen is a moment he’s getting trashed and falling down