And here I thought Gibbons were among the more highly evolved primates.

“The only West Coast team worth talking about”

“Goddamn, that dude is credulous” — Judith Miller

He also covered for Wahlburg when he blinded that Vietnamese guy and played Drunken Wiseass #4 in Good Will Hunting.

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All that Bud Lite she’s been drinkin’ is really paying off.

Looks like God’s created an effective way of getting Adam’s payment over to Steve.

Thursday Night NFL is like the Madden curse, but in reverse: the shitty teams curse and shittify the ratings

Has anybody tried a “Fraternal Order of Police or Judge Dread Quote” quiz? I guess any organization with the slogan “Imagine A Boot Stamping On A Human Face, Forever” may be beyond parody.

Never like to hear a managerial press conference end with “To sum up, we’re all shorter of breath and one day closer to death”

Check it out y’all, WE’RE ALL BETTER THAN THIS DUDE

What happens when The New Yorker runs the Tyrell Corporation: replicant raconteurs.

Try as they might, the cretinous Missouri legislators can’t win their awfulness war with longtime rival Kansas, where Kansas’ then-AG once tried to subpoena all of Dr. Tiller’s client files.

The Adventures of Patrick Warburton’s Slenderer But Similarly Stone-Faced Brother

I don’t usually do impressions, but here’s mine of Deadspin’s Final Four coverage.

I wonder if she keeps up with her former co-stars that she’s left in the beauty-dust.

Losing in the courts emboldens them.

Well, they’ve responded so well to reason before.

“Watch Villanova watch One Shining Moment”