Trump is the grapefruit under the pedal that causes our bus of state to plummet into the water

A trio of reprobates ostensibly working towards the same goal, but constantly at variance (up to and including bodily violence) with each other? Where have I heard this scenario before?

Rocks for Jocks? I say Rocks for EVERYONE

Listen to the man, let’s all try to emulate the table-based seating and pleasant camaraderie of international darts competitions.

Two early baseball thoughts:

We were looking for a simple multi-billion dollar boondogle, not an abattoir.

I don’t know why everyone’s so upset, the original project (opening day Raleigh-area theater entrances for Grown Ups 2) seemed to work wonders for local test scores.

It’s a multi-generational pilotless garbage barge, they need to learn the rudiments of its operation from their elders.

Well at least he makes up for his bell-shaped haircut with a bunch of useless, content-less, bro-ish yuk-yuks

Please please please let all the entrances actually lead to moving vans headed for the coast to deposit them on pilotless garbage barges.

On an unrelated note, Dallas Braden rocking the Krusty the Clown hair for ESPN’s pre-game show. What would I do if he went off the air? PROBABLY ENJOY THE COMMENTARY

Little known fact: One Shining Moment was named for the Delbert Grady / Jack Torrance bathroom scene.

(EJ turns down invitation to appear on Magic Johnson talk show)

I deny the existence of robots.

(throws Thelma Ritter-bot prototype in the trash) Think, you idiot, THINK

You know what they say about dissecting wack-ass celebrity behavior, the frog was already dead by the time you got to it. (sued by E.B. White’s estate)

Jesus Christ, all you need is a .mid file that won’t stop playing.

Everything written about/debunking Rudy in the 20+ years since it came out called, it told me if you’re looking for a follow-up story ‘The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh’ didn’t actually save Pittsburgh, which may have not been in need of saving to begin with.

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It’s Norway and Ted Nugent shot all their reindeer in the 80s.