Women’s pay futures are spiking at $1.48 (up from $0.77) on the male dollar after this momentous announcement.

You’re already losing the general election by 12 and women by 20+, just go ahead and be consistent with your sharing a bed with the ‘abortion is murder’ crazies that make up your rancid base. Plus more inmates for the prison-industrial complex that can donate in the 7-to-8 figures!

The men’s team should paradoxically get paid the most for inexplicable losses, because that’s when the hate-watching viewership/profitability really spikes

Bret’s on an unbelievable hot streak in the new millennium, I mean who could forget 2015's The Curse of Downers Grove?

A Fugitive sequel where Harrison Ford is searching for the mysterious man with a giant foam head and scissors tattooed on his left forearm.

It’s like this Pepsi drink I keep seeing advertised. Surely nobody actually consumes such a beverage.

Oh no, now they might go 19-63 with a dickhole aging superstar sucking all the oxygen out of the room on his ill-conceived farewell tour with go-nowhere ownership and management clinging like Norma Desmond to the glamour of yesteryear.

I’ve been rooting for the subtext to be made text for decades when it comes to abortion; for these reactionary fascists to actually think through and verbalize the effect of their crusade.

In Japan, must get permission from large-headed corporate symbol before hurling spheroid or great dishonor befalls family.

This will be a powerful scene in the upcoming Lifetime Movie “Y Kant Chip Read” starring Ned Beatty.

Feisty redhead? I have just the guy! IN all seriousness, though, why would anybody do the cattle call if it’s as well-known a property as Hamilton (I can see an unformed or new production trying to generate interest that way)

In the NBA analogy making the Round of Sixteen is like taking a surprise game from the Cavs at Quicken Loans in the first round before getting pummeled 4-1 in the series. In the Texans analogy Belgium scores 10 seconds in and fullback Brian Hoyer scores 3 own goals.

Give him a break, he lost a brother to the Muslim Sultan Saladin in the Third Crusade.

First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the pandas.

This wrecks the 15-59 Lakers’ harmoniousness much like a 5 mph rear-end tap wrecks a car freshly out of a demolition derby.

Of course, it was the Reagan years, when every governmental agency went directly against its stated mission. See also: James Watt/Leslie Goresuch and the Environmental Protection Agency.

I guess this is roughly analogous to rooting for the Texans or an NBA team that constantly flirts with .500 to barely scrape into the playoffs (thereby missing out on the lottery): it’s sports purgatory. We aren’t going anywhere and we should know this.

LIke I said elsewhere, hopefully self-selection on something like Hamilton/The Wiz/Raisin in the Sun prevails so that everybody’s time isn’t wasted.. meaning that blaring “NON-WHITES ONLY” is superfluous and setting themselves up for no reason at all.

I’m certainly not calling the movie unnecessary, if anything it’s more necessary that ever. I’m just talking about the bungling of the original events.

By unnecessary I’m saying (a) the Senate Judiciary Committee is the wrong place to adjudicate a sexual harassment complaint [which the incompetent/politically motivated Senators on both sides proved] and (b) the Senate Democrats had all the necessary grounds to reject his nomination but were too politically…