I personally don’t know how these work. Does everybody who shows up get to read, leading to the time-wasting? I’m sure there’s self-recognition/self-selection amongst the job-seekers that culls the numbers to begin with without having to commit a blatant EEO violation.

I was in college when that shitshow went on. Anita Hill would have been unnecessary if the Democrats on the Judiciary Committee had had the guts to say “this is an unqualified, inexperienced, gives-no-answers-because-he’s-a-stealth-reactionary piece of crap, so no thanks” instead of trying to conduct a very untimely…

But nobody is going to question the subjective final decisions of the casting director, you can’t just erect the barrier in the advertising with its being an EEO violation. And who knows, maybe they actually like a random cracker who brings something to a particular role.

“Have you really been to the mountaintop, Dr. King?”

The results won’t matter if you truly are seeking an all-minority cast, just don’t say it explicitly in the open casting call. Don’t say “[ANYTHING] ONLY”

“I thought this game was in hand! I even left to get a tux fitting... after all, I’m receiving the Urban League’s Savior of Cleveland award next Friday. And then you mooks PISS THE GAME AWAY.”

“We’ll see him down the line.”

All he needs apart from the tortured sentence construction and redundant punctuation is a signature block with his favorite Bible verse or mis-attributed African proverb in multicolored Comic Sans

“Hoser” returns 9385 results? OK, let’s try “hoser” + “take off.” 9385 results?

Byron Scott (to reporters): It is what it is, we just have to handle it professionally if we’re ever going to become a 25-win team again. I mean, Sedale Threatt is NOT walking in through that door.

3/8/16: Giannis is a point guard now, and it’s awesome

Long-term redassery by the Royals will henceforth be punctuated with the justice-dispensing pitcher yelling “BOOM! YOSTED!”

The lengths people go to be nearest the epicenter of a future San Andreas/Cascadia megaquake never ceases to amaze me.

You know, typical non-profit organization behavior.

This is what happens when one-party GOP rule lasts for too long, a sort of monomania found normally in conspiracy theorists who write with exceedingly small handwriting in notebook after notebook after notebook

You’d be surprised that the saying “Get used to it, Hitler” to refer to an intractable situation works very well in everyday life.

Loads and loads of ‘Hitler reacts to..’ YouTube videos, then explain that what he’s actually upset about is losing a war he started where he doomed tens of millions to their deaths.

You think that’s bad, he actually had Bob Hoskins keel-hauled for insubordination during Hook.

If I were a game warden I’d be reaching for my tranquilizer gun.

Who could ever forget the utterances of Dear Ratboy?