I can’t believe he ditched his first wife, Morgan Fairchild

See also: Syrian refugee/Mexican wall panic bills that assert that states set immigration policy, draconian bills essentially ‘repealing’ Roe v. Wade, etc.

My theory is that primary reason for these shitty laws passed by the laboratories of dumb democracy (GOP legislatures) is to provide extra work for reactionary appellate lawyers hired as outside consultants. Whether it’s constitutional is beside the point, the point was the passage.

I thought Glenn Danzig getting kitty litter was the best, but Billy adhering to ride safety regulations is better

Still glad I caught them in Austin in ‘93 and not Houston. Knew a couple people at the shoe-show. For us old timers the Pumpkins ended with the magical realism double album just as the Chili Peppers ended with acoustic confessionals.

I can’t believe that a team this dysfunctional will meet the Warriors in the Western Conference Finals (I assume this is the case because they’re the only two teams I hear about here)— the winner meets the Cavs/Knicks series victor.

But I was in junior high (1985) through law school (1995) when these happened, they can’t possibly be ‘old’

His slogan will be “Can’t Somebody ELSE Do It?”

(crowd lustily boos lack of effort)

I still can’t get over the fact that the original song for the quintessential Herb Alpert instrumental, Spanish Flea, has ~lyrics~ (warning: watching the whole video not necessary)

“Also, Dude, ‘a brown’ is not the preferred nomenclature.”

Although the state/Crown can’t appeal an acquittal maybe they’ll make an exception in this case where there are so many .gifs and pictures meant to show displeasure.

I’m absolutely sure this is the case in Austin; the city’s two original job hubs (government employees and university employees) have been pushed out to spaghetti-fied suburbs 10-20 miles out up and down the worst stretch of interstate this side of Los Angeles.

Can the defendant select a bench trial in Canada?

Mike Francesa beat : Deadspin writer :: Cher & Gregg Allman beat : Rolling Stone writer Uncle Duke

(dogpiles on already-dead candidate(s)): What an American hero!

I’ve got in for the album art alone. Now Dan Fogelberg or .38 Special albums, those are a couple of a reliable cast-offs

Pop Culturista #1: God, we were such idiots

I look forward to the TOTALLY exciting “Moving to L.A. angle” with this garbage-ass team!

(pulls Jerry Jones talking doll string) I want me some glory..