You know what they say, when an anti-progress, anti-any-rights-but-guns organization you hate is drowning in a Presidential civil war, throw them a leaden joke anchor.

“Here’s a list of the most popular throwback jerseys by state. It is a completely made-up list. Doesn’t it look neat? Discuss in comments!”

I still have the red-n-yellow jersey I purchased in the Rockets’ championship years, unfortunately I got #11*, hoping that Vernon Maxwell would appreciate in value**.

San Antonio’s very own Girl in a Coma’s recent cover (they also do a great “When the World Falls Down” and “Transmission”)

“A source claims he finds her dull, depressing, and dumber than a sack of hair.”

Look out Doppler Radar Channel and C-Span 11's Greatest Conference Committee Meetings, NBC’s back!

1. Finally, some of the greatest libertarian thinkers of our time weigh in on the subject.

Struggling through algebra, trying to lure people away from Dungeons and Dragons to play my much cooler James Bond RPG, calling my friend for King’s Quest III/IV tips, and watching tons of Starman and Better Off Dead repeats on The Movie Channel (my family wasn’t made out of money, you know, we couldn’t afford HBO).

(opens package from Kinja) (it’s a set of expired cat food coupons) He’s right!

Unfortunately, when she read that a pilot will be shot first, she took a shotgun down to the airport with steely determination and got immediately arrested.

(Al Pacino voice) “You told me this was dead flu virus, not LIES that you were injecting into me. Ha ha, just kidding.”

They’re a shoo-in to get at least to the NLCS, after all they and the Mets are the only two teams in the national league. The winner of that series meets the Red Sox, the sole remaining team in the American League.

Remove ‘such’ and ‘shitty’ and I’m with you, Bwana.

Come on, without the LHN, how would I get repeats of Friday Night Lights, the same recent football/basketball game (if a win) 17 times per week, and Augie Garrido eating for free at local restaurants?

There’s a reason that we invented the word ‘poseur’ in the 90s*

It is remarkable how many things still bearing rotten fruit began in 1968 with the Nixon campaign: emphasis on “law and order,” the Southern Strategy of capitalizing on racist white resentment, even the fake victimhood dumbshit reactionaries practice today (in 1968 called the ‘silent majority,’ as if they weren’t…

This series of polls (going back to prior to the 1971 War on Drugs) is fascinating; we’ve only recently reached a majority who believe marijuana should be legal (25% during Reagan, 15% during Nixon).

If you don’t unfollow by the end of the week you’re on the hook for a share of the $100M+ verdict. That’s a lot of IPAs, ranked or otherwise/

Rumor has it that a plucky Wyoming transfer fills the ideal height/weight build

Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any worse