Happy 3rd birthday (tomorrow) to the Popular Tweet Fisking industry, begun when I, dressed as Jim Garrison, demonstrated with a variety of athletic shorts of varying pocket depths how a McDouble no matter how compressed could not exit given any level of normal centrifugal force.

Still one of my favorite quotes: “By playing a superhero in Daredevil, I have inoculated myself from ever playing another superhero. Wearing a costume was a source of humiliation for me and something I wouldn’t want to do again soon.” — Ben Affleck, 2006

Considering they were down double digits with under a minute to go, the phrase “We played the right way, even (?) at the end” reminds of Baldrick’s cunning plan to remedy the low ceilings at his mother’s house by cutting her head off.

(pours out a glass of Manischewitz for Hyman Roth, who never got to be bigger than U.S. Steel)

The good news is that the Knicks are a lock to make the Finals, being the only Eastern Conference team and all.

The tall guy (i.e. not the Tom Cruise look-alike) who played guitar in California Dreams?

“Come to Arizona: It’s a Dry Heat”

I don’t blame him, that smug, skunk-patched douchewad ruined Talk Soup for me back in the day.

I’ve been buying a whole lot more Bud Lite thanks to her and Seth Rogen. Any beer endorsed by those two comedy titans must be worth drinking until one gets renal failure.

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“Welcome to the club” — voting

I think there are probably four divisions: highly unfavorable, unfavorable, favorable, high favorable; the total unfavorability is probably 60-70%. But having so much in highly unfavorable translates to his losing women by 15-20 points in the general election (those with strong opinions more likely to vote), which is…

2016: The year the Gender Gap becomes the Gender Tsangpo Canyon

Hopefully by about 4:00 Eastern (or earlier if it’s a blowout) the point about Yale’s compelling-ness will be rendered moot by Baylor, a school with absolutely no issues pertaining to sexual assault.

That certainly must be deflating to the Marlins players.

Please for the love of God transfer him to a court displaying a gold-fringed admiralty flag if you want to see some fireworks. For $40 I will don a cheap suit and pose as a autodidact expert on parliamentary procedure, explaining why our going off the gold standard was improperly done and a null action by FDR.

So much for rugged individuality and tongue cancer!

Thank God, I can go back to worrying about fascistic election results and catastrophic climate change.

Local police announced that a gang of four has been arrested in connection with the worst violence.

One of the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen on film wasn’t some camera trickery or amazing next level CGI: it was an age-appropriate woman playing a 60something Jack Nicholson’s wife in About Schmidt. I then thought “Oh yeah, like in real life”