Jay Cutler is similarly thrilled by the transaction. And also wistful and apprehensive and a bit put out, all at the same time.

I certain hope this doesn’t impact WaterWorld’s program where they try to get Kevin Costner to impregnate a fish to see what happens, hybrid-wise

Believe it or not, I got a copy of the first draft, and it’s truly scintillating stuff (I think).

That coward is quitting before my Rubio = Jerry from 3 O’Clock High meme took off. I blame him, not the weakness of my minor 80s protagonist lookalike attempt.

Meet Dov

He should be careful of heeding unsolicited advice, after all I gave him a “Dear Joe: Squint a lot and act generally unlikable on that manure-pile of a show you host whose minuscule viewership consists almost exclusively of hate-watchers” note back in the day.

“If he makes us play ‘Non Sequitur Debate’ again, I’m gonna go Pet Sematary’s Gage on his Achilles tendon while hiding under his bed”

(Millennial scoff) More like the Not-So-Great Santini

Apparently not (Illinois legislators would have to file a bill to allow that to happen).

The thing is everybody knew he was kind of a piece of shit in the early 2015 runoffs (the school closing thing) but those damn odd-year elections probably depressed turnout, and he squeaked in for the next 3 years.

Good news: Rahm is now entering toxic levels of disapproval after his transparently shameful lies about McDonald were revealed, with 40-50% people wanting him to resign tout suite.

And yet, with this cautionary example directly in front of us, we still to elect generation after generation of Bushes (JEB!’s son just became Texas Land Commissioner)

I know it’ll be the question on my lips either on my deathbed or as the rising ocean waters finally make my coastal domicile uninhabitable.

It’s a Thomas Nast, Harper’s Weekly, 1871.

“Who’s got one thumb and looks like a villain from an early Guy Ritchie film?”

“Finally, some good solid fundamentals, without all the showboating of all those Lebron Jameseses.” — Goose Goosage

You know, one of those 200-to-300-year-long phases (pictured: mid-19th century depiction of the potato famine-displaced Irish immigrants as apes)

Unfortunately, I don’t think facts, fairness, or unimpeded civil governance are quite the holy water one needs to thwart obstructionist, nihilist Republicans.

In my day, all lives mattered, except for black, brown, yellow, and red lives, but that’s because we were the MAJORITY, dammit, and doesn’t that count for something? (looks up, sees empty room) Damn short attention span millennials

Another Luddite anti-cloning diatribe