Just read the excerpts of AJ’s deposition played in open court during the Hulkster trial, so alls I’m saying is let’s enjoying our brief, brief remaining time here together.

(penalty handed down)

♫ When your team turns to shite

Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove
the bandages, don’t be alarmed by the total stranger staring
back at you. [hands him a mirror]

Probably to educate large swaths of the population on who exactly Jillian Michaels is (was she the youngest daughter on Just The Ten of Us?)

Wingo looks like the Roger Sterling from the Turkish version of Mad Men

(state narrowly votes for Obama in 2008 and 2012) (claps hands together)

(Browns management nervously awaits fate, cowering in office)

First Public Enemy’s Bomb Squad couldn’t diffuse this bomb for me, now I learn there’s no doctorate in this guy’s past... when will I be able to trust producers again?

Is looking like somebody smashed Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo’s character in Johnny Dangerously) and Liza Minnelli together a flaw?

C’mon, he picked that up at an either a Cameo or Earth Wind & Fire yard sale in the early 80s

“Check it out, Oprah, I also have tips on how to avoid personal bankruptcy”

Spying on unions, anti-racists, and environmentalists through cruel, wasteful, counterproductive, authoritarian Thatcherite programs? Careful, you’re giving the 2016 GOP platform writers ideas.

In retrospect it ~was~ a mistake getting the entire text of the 6 year, $114 million 49er contract tattooed on his arms.

I was wondering why women’s wages went from $0.77 on the male dollar a few years ago to $41.83 today! Thanks, Uber! And thanks for providing this star which gives us warmth against the cold of the vacuum of space!

Just imagine this business model in other professions: “Here’s Why My Landing Was So Off” “Here’s Why I Didn’t Read The ‘Bin Laden Determined to Strike’ Memo That Carefully”

To be fair, a giant to them could be like 5'9"

Assistant: This is inappropriate

“A lot of that isn’t true” Well, I’m convinced! (goes off to vote in GOP primary)

Hughes: THAT BENCHWARMER GOT PUNCHED, AND NO CUNT LEAVES HERE UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHAT CUNT DID IT.