He will be fivefold avenged by his sons* Trunk, Clem, Dorf, Bragg, and Zork.

Well, let’s not water down the word ‘relevant’ just yet.

Lowell then took the corralled bees back to his retirement home on Summerisle.

(millennial scoff) More like LimitED

The distribution is a little weird (I’ve been to the first two stores, in Santa Barbara and College Station (!)): a zillion in Texas, a few in tornado alley, 4 in Utah (!!), a fair amount in California.

“Have you ever had actual Tex-Mex? No? Then we’re the place for you”

(Holm choked out) (Dana White tirade)

The Dolphins’ front office: still got it.

One day somebody will compile the number of times Geoffrey Sumner, English character actor, was sampled. Eric B/Rakim and Public Enemy are two of the most famous.

Another milestone: summer 2017 will be 35 years since the Coen Brothers filmed their first movie in and around Austin (1982, released in 1984) with a 20something Frances in her first movie as well.

I think it did have something to do with the case (or on my 3rd watching) that she got a glimpse in Mike what was happening with Jerry, and the revelations/lies impacted on her skepticism in her second interview with him. Roger Ebert had more in his 2001 column.

I think 15 years’ worth of TV embarrassment humor starting with both Offices isn’t as cringe-inducing as this one scene

I can’t believe there’s a band comprised of a teenage Titus Welliver and Tim Roth.

Finally! I knew my plan to hoard alternative sources of shit-facedness would eventually pay dividends.

I heard that Brutus the Barber Beefcake is going to cut spending in much the same way he cut hair back in the day: violently, irresponsibly, and without the victims’ consent.

Reminder: All unconstitutional, anti-14th Amendment bills passed by chuckleheaded reactionaries in the post-Obergefell era are simply a ruse to get movement conservative lawyers some free work before the legislation is demolished in whatever appellate court.

If it’s good enough for my East Texas grandmother circa 1970something, it’s good enough for y’all

It wouldn’t be the first time Germans scoured South America for opportunities to profit.

Like everybody who visits Red Rocks, he’s just lookin’ for some Tesh.

To be fair, you have to expect a lot of turnover at a place called Sunderland.