Or his actions in 2013 with LIndy West, or his dozen other online flare-ups and flame-outs. Well that Bud lite won’t sell itself.

It’s a lot worse than you could possibly imagine, and this was just the 2013 story. There was a whole new round in 2015.

You’re right, some of these faux-outraged, possibly self-authored e-mails are getting a bit schmitty.

Under our new Univision overlords, the thing being exclaimed ¡MUST BE BRACKETED AT THE BEGINNING!

Fortunately pro-Russian judges could get a second life as the judicial appointments of an increasingly implausible Trump Administration

That’s odd, lawyers specializing in family law are usually known as well-adjusted non-sociopaths from having to deal with upheaval and bitterness for 60-80 hours a week for most of their professional lives.

(goes back in time to slap Founders on giving each state two Senators, and I guess for punting on slavery, too)

There are actually 11 Ryan Lochtes, say the boys from Brazil.

I blocked all elements months ago, so I’m assuming it’s Janet Gaynor in a script co-authored by Dorothy Parker.

Still pissed Neil Diamond’s shitting the bed in the Jazz Singer remake will probably stop the Pharrell/John Witherspoon version from ever getting made.

At least he got get-well cards from his 208 nieces and nephews.

Me: More like Al BADasaro

I’m 43, what’s Jodi Watley up to these days

Good luck getting a coherent statement out of him.

It must be some weird accommodation so everything isn’t decided by pure raucous town hall meeting, just its simulacrum.

Vote Al Baldasaro: White America’s Uncle

Xenu waited in a volcano for like 39 trillion years, what’s a few years between seeing the child kidnapped to decorate your sham marriage.

Brazil is decades behind us, they’ve barely developed a George Dzundza and Michael Moriarty, much less a Jerry Orbach and Sam Waterston

“These idiots didn’t even speak Portuguese,” said the police captain, in Portuguese. “It was all a bunch of Germanic/French/Latin/Greek mash-up with weird tense rules and grammatical oddities.”

“He’s not like Dick Allen at all! He plays baseball the white way!”