I have a feeling he’ll find a way to overcome this relatively small obstacle in his path.

Meanwhile, in Seattle.

I was actually kinda looking forward to hearing the Addams family dude speak.

Why does Twitter again?

I’m not an elected official whose office is paid for and maintained by public money, nor am I accountable to the public who elected me and pays me. Note that word “public”.

Form of: A losing ticket!

Jalopnik has always been owned by “gawker cunts”. The site you are referring to never existed.

NOS car.

We often tell her that “long bunny is long” and when she sits a bunched up she looks like a loaf of bread so we call her “loaf bunny”

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs”

Or maybe it’s you, dipshit.

The nachos I ate for dinner were totally a feminist.

I heard Brexit was largely due to voter anger over new Top Gear.

I’m going to sue, see? myeah, I’m going to sue them all, myeah, myeah