Why the hell would I do that? I have a perfectly good cat.

I know, Brain, but how will we find Lena Dunham, a bulldozer, and 90 pounds of Twizzlers on such short notice?

I think you mean Vcs Mddlmn.

I knew it!!!!

Yeah I didn't smile watching that. It made me quite sad for the cat. The kitty is literally climbing walls.

This is my favorite analysis of Tom Cruise EVER:

This is horrifying...and I'm wondering why the women who are being stolen from don't close their accounts and start slowly re-friending people, beginning with family and their closest friends they can trust. Of course they shouldn't have to do this, of course social media sites should take their complaints…

That second picture. For the love of JESUS.

But are you allergic to crunchy?

I think it would be more likely to have short term negative effects on mom and pop businesses and new small businesses than it would on large corporations. But I'm sure that is being accounted for and small businesses would be some of the first to benefit from a wage hike because they would end up with more customers…

Black Mirror is an excellent show. Sorry, that's all I got.

Yeah, and there are plenty of people who have degrees for things they should be able to do, but can't get a job due to the "We only hire people with experience" catch-22. I should be a wildlife biologist. Instead I work as a cashier in a grocery store.

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-med…

People don't think fast food workers should make $15 an hour because it forces them to confront the fact that they're, probably, getting paid shit as well and they don't want to admit that to themselves.

Its not like that at all. I used to get at least 1-2 uti's a year. Until a doctor finally told me to pee after sex. Before that I never did I would just pee Willyn nilly. now that I know its just more of a planning thing. If I don't have to go but its still possible to pee I hold it. As long as your bladder is not at…

^^^THIS. All the stars to you!

Juice is stupid and people who believe it is somehow beneficial for health are stupid.

Knees are hard.

"I always toast at least 2 pieces of bread a day. Man, I am so into toasting!"

At least he isn't getting enough fiber.