For kids age 16-17, I'd agree that parents' consent is important. However, while my parents would see another parent asking them as a good, responsible idea to let me drink safely and totally be on board with such an arrangement (they were pretty chill), some of my friends had really strict, unrealistic parents who…

This is the language police! Please pull your post over to the side of the road!

A 99% consciousness rate and a single thrown beer can is a rager success.

I've realized recently, after a lot of angst-ing, that I don't really want to have kids. I know, that sounds like it should be obvious to yourself, but I assumed that I was like a lot of people who don't really think too much about kids when they're younger but grow into the idea when they start reaching their 30s.…

My best quitting story happened when I was working at a coffee place on my university campus. I had worked there for two years before I quit. The main reason I quit was because of this one girl. She was a terror. She would call people: stupid fucking bitches, dumb cunt, homophobic slurs, etc. She also was lazy as hell…

My friend's husband left her in similar circumstances. They still "co" parent (she reminds him he's a parent and he does things). The last time I saw them was at their son's graduation where he asked in front of everyone if he and his new piece could look me up the next time they came to my city.

Bastards4Eva

*highfive*

HIGH FIVE! We are LITERALLY magnificent bastards.

That would give me an ulcer.

Yep, run like a maniac. These types will gaslight, try to make you think you 'drove them to it', blah blah blah. Fuck that noise. They made a lot of choices before they actually fucked another person so leave it behind and go be fabulous. And fuck the friend noise. My ex, to this day, still likes to yammer on about…

"cake eating ass" is a phrase crying out for a hyphen

Ha! I make a strong case because I've seen it and experienced it personally. It sucks and I hope anyone going through it realises that they're better off without a cheater and deserve to be with someone who has enough respect for them to not fuck around - and if they feel the relationship has run its course also has…

They're often indecisive for a number of reasons: First, they 'need time' to 'figure out what they want', with no thought to the person they're in a relationship with and what they might want. It's unilateral. Second, they often need time to get their ducks in a row, which means stashing money, making sure they have a…

I always judge people who cheat. No reason to do that. Not happy/need fresh kibbles/want to fuck someone new? Go for it, but end your current relationship pronto. Don't be a cake eating ass and unilaterally make decisions about someone else's life while you have your side action. Grow up and treat people…

Now if only Tim would break up with Johnny Depp, maybe he could be relevant again.

Has it been announced who gets custody of Johnny Depp yet?

If two people who seemed to have literally been made for each other (by Vincent Price as The Inventor) and had perfectly subverted the issues of cohabitation can't make it, who among us can? I'll take this as proof that humans weren't meant to mate for life.

PODUS: Presitent of Da Unided Stades

too all the kids that are about to, or have already, bitch about how the movie will be horrible ( not just this one actually, a lot of such movies - season comedies and such ) - why exactly are they awful ? you know ... not all movies are supposed to be masterpieces, to be remembered in history. most movies actually…

Not liking the imagery here. Not good for arousal.