I think that the way the LW describes her situation is problematic, but sometimes "wearing the pants" just means that you're the one that has to make every decision, and that's exhausting.

I just watched the micro-penis episode of New Girl, so I'd like to say that we all have micro-penises. They may not be physical, but they are all there. My micro-penis is that I never finished college. This is not a serious comment for everyone boiling with rage right now.

Even if he has, so what? I always thought the point was finding one person you wanted to go out with 500 times, not 500 people who will go out with you once each.

Agreed. I would like more stories about how bizarre it is that we are beholden to our employers when it comes to our healthcare needs.

I know this is a positive thing (it really is!) but to me it just serves as a reminder that employer-provided health coverage is a fucking weird system.

Oh John Cleese, funny walk that statement back.

You're defending this so much! John Cleese is in fact a comic genius which makes resorting to this tired joke premise a bit sad.

I love how you are arguing that we should find men who are competent at cleaning and who are respectful to women by being incredibly disrespectful and dismissive. High school aside— the reason so many high school sweetheart marriages end in divorce is because high schoolers don't have decent judgement yet and date the…

Protip: do not date one year olds.

I was so with you until line 5.

At first I was all

2 days before Valentine's day, we're sitting at our local bar and somehow get onto a conversation that basically goes like this "you make me miserable." "omg! you make me miserable too!" "want to go to Red Lobster? I have a gift certificate." "YES." Then we went to Red Lobster for our 'breakup dinner' and ordered the…

Then he told me that he felt like cutting his head off, putting it in a box, and mailing it to me.

Holy shit.

Right but the thing is, mocking her and people like her (absurd and misguided as they can be) isn't like, a radical or bold choice. It is extremely unlikely that any regulations on the way that animals raised for their meat are treated will come to pass in the foreseeable future, one of the main reasons being that so…

While it's tempting to watch a video like this and then immediately spit out the mind-numbingly predictable, ignorant, and arrogant word vomit that your article artfully encapsulates, I would suggest that in the future you take a solid 5 fucking minutes or so to think about what you are instigating and encouraging as…

thank you, alittedabble. I'm calling quits with Jezebel.

What a bunch of garbage. Mocking someone for struggling to stand up for something they believe in? You're no better than a schoolyard bully.

The whole idea that it's a competition is ridiculous. Disregard the person and tactics in this video above. You're suggesting that someone can't try and advocate ending torture of animals in certain situations because people are suffering. People are capable of working toward multiple causes and having sympathy for…

What a hate-filled article toward people with different views than you, from Jezebel of all places. Take a step back and look at the hate and anger here in regard to the author's comments about foie gras, veal, animal rights in general. It's not the criticism of the protester "barging in" and "ranting," fine, that's…