Better than an oral STD.

Enh, imagine a guy telling a woman "I know you like receiving oral sex but I find your natural lubrication frightening/offputting so I never want to do it." I think she'd be well within her rights to feel her overall sexual enthusiasm wane, or express that this makes her feel unsexy.

What a strong foundation your relationship is built upon. Hopefully nothing ever happens that makes you unable to please him sexually, lest he move on to someone else who gives him a lot of reasons to be with them.

I can't deal with the smell. No matter how fresh and so clean clean. Just can't do it.

It's a sad day in porn that they had to put a fake mustache on a man playing a character that has a pornstache.

Other things you are not, a mouse, rat, guinea pig, rabbit, pig, beagle, E. coli, baker's yeast, zebra fish, C. elegans, Henrietta Lacks, and aborted Danish fetus from the 1970s...

YAY!!! A real, honest-to-God Science writer! Jezebel, you have answered our collective prayers!!!

Raising children isn't rocket surgery.

I did not. Why, did someone else you know cat burglar their way to slightly above average sex?

Through high school, I was weird by choice. I mean it. I didn't kiss any boys or go to any parties. I studied hard and slayed at obscure extra-curricular that got me ridiculed at school but won me week-long vacations to national conventions every summer. It was at one of these conventions where I met one of my best…

Clowns. My best story involves a lot of clowns.

I mean, I have other stories. Honorable mention goes to the time I had sex on the 5th floor of a hotel's glass-walled staircase in plain view of the street below because we couldn't afford to get a room in said hotel, and the time I swam out to the center of Walden Pond…

I would still consider skipping to their apartment humming "white Christmas" after work.

The same kind of person who would use "You let yourself go," to describe anything other than the release of a balloon with your face on it.

I smell product placement.

Yeah, it's like...if my juices are flowing and I'm feeling it, I am actively interested in sucking some cock. You can barely keep me from it, I want to devour the penis. But if you're just like "Hey, I know you're watching The Daily Show and I've been farting those enchiladas we ate all night, but how about you…

Interesting point. In addition to that, I wonder if meeting someone who is totally out of your normal social circle makes some people behave outrageously because the stakes are lower. If your friend sets you up with someone, then if either of you acts like an ass, it becomes common knowledge among your circle and the…

My husband honestly likes one now and then. I told him people say no one likes them and that girls can't do it well and he said people don't know what they are missing. I like a little hand action too, sometimes it's nice to lay back and feel good.

"In the past few decades, women have learnt that orgasms, like voting and equal pay, are their right," says Spurr.

They feel they need to have that worldview or else it might mean that they would have to do something besides complain. Because you know it's so much easier to change the way an entire society functions rather than press your clothes and actually talk to real women once in a while.

Jeez lady, just let it go.