Why would you buy that as a phone case if you didn't know what it was?

I've seen the cases, I'm just furious that children buy them without even knowing that it's an NES controller. Like, why the hell did you spend money on something when you don't know what it is?

"I have an iPhone case like this!"

That is absolutely true! I too have amazing orgasms (every time) and nearly always multiples (many; 12 to his one? something like that) but it's because I've learned how to get into/stay in the zone, and has nothing to do with how adept my partner is.

Could you do the skeptic community a favor and not lump atheism in with the other objectionable things you mention about Gervais? It's not evangelical to simply mock the obvious absurdity of most religious beliefs.

I can agree here. There's a lot that I can do with my own body (no hands) or helping out my partner (helping his hands, though he's got most of that now), and it's awesome.

I wouldn't consider my partner particularly adept, but he's cute and caring and makes sure I get as many O as I want — as well as just being an…

We managed it one time as a sheer fluke, but the orgasms themselves weren't so fabulously outrageous as to make it a goal type thing.

There's an element of sexism to all the derision for Bronies. Not only are they fans of a kid's show, they're fans of a kid's show meant for girls. Fans of, I dunno, Adventure Time or ThunderCats don't get nearly as much scorn. Can't help but think it's because they're lowering themselves to like something feminine.

Roughly 35% of attendees are female (girl MLP fans have also adopted the "brony" moniker)

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

They ought to just double-down on the bunny outfits and start serving the furry community all the high-quality yiffing they've been asking for.

Whatever it is, make it sting, cause it should be the last word from you he ever hears.

Yeah, speaking as the female, after sex I need a towel to clean up before I can safely get up without spilling a lot all over the bed (and me). It goes somewhere!

I've dealt with a lot of alcoholics in both my family and my personal life (Grandpa, Uncle, ex-boyfriend), and the one commonality between all of them wasn't how much they actually drank or how often, but the function alcohol served in their lives - the role it played and its necessity in their life. I think that's…

Hmm, maybe this is why I don't PMS: my bullshit tolerance is already dude-level.

Yeah, I don't know. In my mid-30s I had a brief, fleeting moment after my divorce where I panicked about my chances at ever being a mom being lost. Then I realized it wasn't really that I wanted kids, I was just mad and sad about feeling betrayed by my ex and the divorce in general, and I was afraid of never finding…

100. Durian

I support this woman plan! Who needs woman a dictionary when you can just woman?!

If every other time someone said the word "popcorn" you got hit in the knee with a bat but the other times you got a piece of chocolate, you would start feeling very stressed when the word was said and maybe even start avoiding movie theatres. But I guess you should just learn to enjoy the chocolate.