I was thinking I might actually be suitable for him until this. 1. Fuck you, man. I'll pet all the mystery cats I want until I can get my own emotional support animal. Stroking a good-natured cat for 10 minutes has done more good for my mental health than my doctor ever has. 2. I am the Queen of Parasitology. You…

I got some umami jokes.

I'm not one to believe in fate, but the following sequence of events makes me wonder...

But you're judging what she's doing in her marriage based on your ideal of what a woman should do in a marriage. A marriage doesn't have to fit any sort of definition beyond what the participants decide to make for themselves. "That's all on her - not him" implies that she's in the wrong. Your expectations don't make…

This feels appropriate

Yes, especially since it's obvious that he tries while she's doing things. That makes me so angry. Whatever she's doing can wait, he wants to have sex like now! He probably starts bothering her in the middle of something she's doing, then pouts when she says she's busy right that minute, then the pouting puts her even…

Yup. I especially like the detail of calling her reasons "excuses", as if he thinks that she has no legitimate reason to not have sex with him whenever he wants to.

Maybe the guy should have filled out the "excuse" column during the times that she said yes instead of leaving them blank so he could go back as reference for the reasons that made her say yes in the first place. He should probably quit asking for sex so damn much. The dude asks her pretty much every other day for…

I like the way you phrased that. "Work." Sex is supposed to be enjoyable for both parties, a way to reinforce intimacy, and your argument (and the argument of everyone else demanding she just give in sometimes) is that she should shut up and take it, give him a warm body to get off with. And hopefully it won't turn…

Yes. Exactly how does he think she'll react to this? This is more about making a point than actually trying to fix anything.

I have no idea why sex is so important to us. Sure, sticking your dick into somebody's body is super-fun, but... like, it's seriously the most inconsequential thing, but we will betray someone we love and have made a lifetime commitment to in order to get it. How crazy is that? Someday you will be old and all those…

So concerned that he couldn't just be an adult and have a conversation about it?

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

Bert: "God this feels so good. Yeah baby. Yes! Yes! Yes! I love you so much. Oh Betty, god that's good."

Idk i enjoy the slow, calculated, british commentary a bit more. Its soothing, like golf, but entertaining, unlike golf

I think we should all just lean into having it all while we promote familial synergy as team players. Then we can accomplish our goal setting.

Also, wtf are you doing, mom? Go get the damn milk yourself!

I thought when she was asking for the names of the other non-attendees she was going to contact those parents and suggest something like Class Cocktails - every other Wednesday at 11pm.

This. Exactly.

It bothers me that she just looks like Peach