I'm actually correct but it gets lost in the quotation marks lol.

Actually, DO eat the wet food, as dry food has an even greater risk of causing urinary issues, including blockages, which can be fatal. However, DON'T eat the cheap, full-of-carbs-and-grains-and-stuff-you-don't-need wet food commonly known as Friskies.

Laughing my ass off at "four nouns in a row".

I don't know if I want to be famous for being the world's Least Fun Person At Parties.

omg, the punchline of this story is just beautiful. I am dying of laughter. Discman, not an iPod, makes it way funnier.

allow me to defend my straight and say an objectifying crapbag.

My mama always said clothes look best on the hanger. The thing is, clothing makers, that they shouldn't. Models shouldn't have to whittle themselves down to hanger-size to model your clothes, and everyone larger than model-size shouldn't be written off. How do you make money if you only design for perfect bodies? Is…

"What we are concerned about is that those women, who drink moderately but often, may end up consuming a larger volume of alcohol than those who drink heavily but less frequently."

Open faced sandwiches are an oxymoron.

It's pretty fucked up how the paparazzi trolls celebrities in an effort to get them to say awful things. If that happened to me I would probably be caught on camera saying lots of terrible things.

It's the people writing the rules who need to come up with a better excuse to censor their little girls! They blame it on the teenage boys because they're conservative fuckheads who will do whatever they can to control the way girls/women present themselves.

I hear you, sister, and vent away!

Queensland. We are Australia's Texas.

Bipetuals are people, too!

"I didn't really realize that the time, half a lifetime ago, was that the reason we were poor wasn't that we didn't have much money. We didn't have much money, or we were poor, because we were making poor decisions consistently."

See, I think this article kind of touches on what bothers me about this "trend", but from a slightly different angle. It is sort of like these people have the luxury of getting rid of their stuff because deep down they know that if they ever truly need a thing they got rid of, they can jut buy it again. Or they can…

Well yes, because we live in a culture that is obsessed with academic certification. We'll give a job to a barely literate college graduate every day of the week before we'll hire a smart high school graduate who is ready and willing to work hard. And it never ends. Get a college degree, and then suddenly a masters…

Not all dogs.

The way he bit and tried to drag him down looked to me like he literally thought he was prey.