How can the same man that brought us this also bring us the horror that is Woman Eats Period Blood, Gets Showered in Hot Fountain of Vomit?

Why can neither of these bastards spell "cocoa"?

Jesus, that's the first thing I did when mine dumped me. It may have been within a matter of hours. Then moved cities and blocked the motherfucker. I don't want him knowing my business - and I certainly don't want to hear about his...

See where I'm from, the STI test works on the basis of "no news is good news". So they'll only call you back to the clinic if you have something. So you have no way to "prove" you're clean, there's no letter or certification or anything like that. Because if you haven't got anything, they won't say anything. I think…

Thanks but actually I just like cats and Japanese stuff...

Fail to see how list of dead puppies qualifies as a "happy puppy story"? Really? Has it come to this?

I feel like I heard this last year? Where is that cute video of the lonely Japanese man and his cats I remember so fondly?

That was clearly longer than a minute. I want 17 seconds of my life back.

It makes me wonder though - do you suppose writers even explain these jokes to the actors? It wouldn't be necessary, in fact, such knowledge might interfere with a deadpan delivery. It would have worked just as well, maybe better if Tracey had no idea.

Hurt people hurt people, man. If you're not doing the hurting, you're the one that's getting hurt.

I also had in-laws that were like this, and they assumed or insisted that my partner and I also work through issues in the way they did: by not talking about it, and allowing the matriarch of the family to assume what was best for everyone and bend them to her will. I grew up in a family like yours, so the passive…

My weekend over last Easter was something like that. I had just the month before broken up with my partner of 12 years. I don't even know how I filled the four days. A lot of walking in the rain with my dog I think. The dog got me through that weekend (and many others since!).

Well really, that's up to her though, isn't it? Some people get far more satisfaction and benefits to their wellbeing from their relationships than they do their careers, and that's absolutely OK too. A job can't love you back.

My soon to be ex was much the same way. A man who isn't sure about anything. Yup, that about sums it up...

got an opportunity for an even better more prestigious higher paying job in a city two hours away from where he would be attending graduate school.

Bisto. Or some US variant thereof.

I recently lived with an alcoholic who would eat my leftovers (from home-cooked meals) that I had put into the fridge for the next day. Annoyingly, he didn't even eat them properly, he'd come home drunk at 3am, like, pick all the best bits out and then leave the remainder in the container in his room for several…

Or maybe that literally worked for three girls? Works for me?

Explain to them why rats have a much bigger set of balls that they do and they will see that biologically, humans aren't as promiscuous as some of us would like to think.

Didn't we get one in? I remember recently reading an introduction post from a scientist who was going to do more posting on here and then I can't remember what happened? Did I dream it? Does anyone else know what I am talking about?