Of all the people to affect a New England accent, Chris Pine is probably the least-bad I've heard in a very long time. Its pretty understated and sounds something like people I know, and a little bit like what I sound like.

I don't think so at all, he reads other people really well and is keenly aware of his own problems. He's just a weird dude with a severe anxiety disorder and a drug problem. I'm glad, actually — I'm tired of weirdness constantly being turned into a pathology. Some of us are just… weird.

For the last LW: atonement for our missteps is an essential part of growing as humans. Any friend worth their salt would see that he has not only changed his opinion, but has actively worked against the opinion he used to hold, and has helped people along the way. If a person can demonstrate — as this LW has — that…

Maybe I'm just old and jaded but dating for two months isn't really like dating, its like you've seen someone a six or seven times and probably had sex a few times as well.

The opening line was "I'll butter your toast" — Pennsatucky is rattling off nonsense phrases that can be made to sound erotic.

I think you misunderstood my objection.

Actually I just meant that I'm having visceral reactions to things that pop up on the show that are actually my real life. Like Agile. I've been through two botched implementations of Agile methodology, both by an insane zealot, and I can't deal with seeing even a comedic representation of it now.

Please god no. The first episode I watched of this show was when they introduced Agile. I actually flinched, and had to get up and walk around my house for about ten minutes to shake off the anxiety, then didn't watch it again for several weeks. DO NOT wish for discussions of OCR processing. Please. TV is my…

Except for the struggle where she identifies as a woman and has a man's body.

Doesn't Spielberg already have them? I thought I read that he refused to allow DuVernay to use them, apparently because he had this card up his sleeve. He needs to pipe down.

Warren Zevon is the king of the story-song.

Come witness the violence inherent in the system!

I actually had it done! :D

Ask, and you shall receive! https://instagram.com/p/24h…

It reminded me a lot of that scene in "Life" where Eddie Murphy is telling stories for his bunkmates, and weaves them all into his fantasy about the club he's going to open in Harlem. Its such a great interlude in the movie, and a great escape for the men in prison with him.

That whole scene had me howling. I would love to have been in the writers' room when that was being written, they just went all in on hilarious offensiveness. I bet it was really cathartic.

"It makes my fists just ball right up!"

He tied his shoelaces to the table. Perfect.

Except that the person who wrote the letter is very clear about being a lesbian which is, pretty much by definition, a person who is not interested in engaging with male genitalia yet she keeps getting asked out on dates by people who apparently have it. I appreciate that within certain echo-chambers the word…

If I put in my profile that I am looking for practicing Catholics only, then yes lapsed Catholics will absolutely be weeded out before the first date. Nobody's time is wasted. I don't see what the problem is there. I don't bother responding to people who say they're looking for Christian women. I'm not one, they…