I love the Lonely Island SO MUCH. The absurdity of Threw it on the Ground makes me laugh out loud every time, and I sing it on the reg to my food and toy throwing infant.

Ugh no Olitz. They’re poison and killed the show. Every time you try to shove them together the show is worse off for it. Did you learn nothing from Izzie and George?

“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

Hey, Indiana GOP: Go fuck yourselves for trying to deprive women and their families of basic healthcare and personal autonomy. I hope you get papercuts on your copies of the heinous bill you just passed and then spill lemon juice all over yourself, and I hope this happens to you every day for the rest of your…

One of my dearest friends was saddled with this mother in law who was constantly on her back about fulfilling her covenant with god by creating life with in her womb (this was how the woman talked. She was dreadful 24/7) My friend was putting away the groceries one day and MIL picked up a box of tampons and called…

From your lips to the Noodle’s divine orrichiette.

Screw these guys.

Just when you think the republicans can’t come up with new and creative ways to burden and harass women, they surprise you once again. So much energy, so much creativity, so much cunning.

Okay, I’m sorry, I just need to have a minute here. A relative just told me:

Student: “Professor, why does the textbook say that financial markets are rational? There appears to be a long history of speculative bubbles, financial panics, and all sorts of other events that contradict this.”

Endorse me maybe?

“Hey! You’re an Asshole”

so Resmuglicans?

Looking upon Carly and Ted’s mugs I have to think this is robot mimicry of humans put forth by our robot overlords.

And here’s something I’ve learned throughout my career: if you are a real leader, you absolutely must challenge the status quo. And when you challenge the status quo, you make enemies. It’s the price of leadership.

Lol, I just had a a massive disconnect and thought Carly Rae Jepsen was endorsing Ted Cruz. I guess she’s the only Carly on my radar.

I tried so hard to do this, and forgot my PayPal password so many times that the Republican overlords would not let me do so. I wanted to blame my less-than-brilliant SO and his love of Canadian whiskey, but the only blame lies on Ted “IWillEatYourSoul” Cruz, and I’ll try again tomorrow.

Hey, whoa, thanks to everyone for the support. it’s 11PM in Texas and we raised a big three thundo for West Fund in like 23 hours. I just talked to the printing company I’m using and the scale of the order (5x what I originally planned!) is large enough that we can offer shirts cut to “women’s fit” (for anyone who…

It’s hilarious. Mocking Ted Cruz is almost as fun as mocking the orange freak, whom I am pretty sure is responsible for a string of cow mutilations that took place in the Midwest.