Yeah I’m glad you never treated me.

Well, you seem like a bit of an asshole.

Don't demonize people who have attempted it. See, I can play too.

I'm just a poor boy.

Open your eyes.

Caught in a landslide.

Yeah my house was a strict acetaminophen-free zone growing up, Mom always pushed the Motrin, and now as a 20-something lush I don’t touch the stuff. The whole liver failure thing is unappealing.

“It’s a doggy dog world.” <—— dying.

I just fucking hate it. All of it.

“A promise that they will hire at least one woman or even one non-idiot to help out at the Budweiser copy desk” —> I am both a woman and consider myself a non-idiot, where do I sign up?

This is quite hell of a something.

Careful what you wish for, I might just send a happy glitter "bomb" letter to the office telling you all the keep sparkling on.

Kind of ridiculous, but is it really that bad? Seems more like a case of Trying Too Hard than being a Big Huge Creep Run Away Now...

I haven't been keeping up with Girls but this description of Adam makes me absolutely hate his guts. I know that's not really the point, but the "boy or girl?" shit is infuriating. I am thrilled with the "clump of cells" response because we need to stop talking about blastocysts/embryos/fetuses as if they are…

Eh to each their own as far as degree of spiciness, but I definitely do the whole dairy-to-calm-the-burn thing, hah! It's a delicious solution.

THIS.

My cat was very perturbed by that. Good work.

I didn't really know this was an explicit thing until reading all these comments. As a more or less midwestern WASP, I am not up on all the dark corners of the scary fundamentalist rhetoric. Sadly, I am not surprised in the least. But still the phrase "what the actual fuck" comes to mind.

Interesting, I'll have to look into this further. If anything, I'm liking the chant.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHAT IS A PENIS PARTY?