Other catchphrases include “Why didn’t she come forward sooner?” and “She just doing this for attention”

It’s like Where’s Waldo, but instead I found the 12 year old edgelord

I thought that said “mystery” at first and was intrigued. The Web of Mystery!

I doubt it. I really really doubt it.

He’ll be fine

“oops, my bad”

Fuck this guy. His self-hatred was toxic enough to put countless lives in danger

Your General Practitioner really only cares about your diet if you’re overweight, and even then they make more assumptions about what you’re eating than actually asking.

It’s one of those stories you have to turn your brain off for. Yes the tropes are antiquated “battle of the sexes” stereotypes, but sometimes you have to just tell the little voice in your head pointing that out to shut up

Who is this marketed towards? The people that like Tomi don’t wear leggings. The people that wear leggings don’t watch Fox News.

The days of the brick and mortar game media stores are over. It’s sad but it’s true. Digital killed Suncoast, Blockbuster, Borders, and soon it’ll kill Barnes & Nobel and GameStop.

that villain is very clearly Micky Mouse and I’m going to attach some unrelated themes to this story because this is the internet and that’s what insufferable fan theory nerds do.

I was on the Game Crazy ship as it sank. Well, first it sprung a leak, was cannibalized by Hollywood Video, and then sank.

Good times

Mom and Pop stores are drowning too. There’s no money to be made in brick and mortar locations anymore. The age of streaming will soon be upon us.

Turns out people like sex. I think it’s time to realize more than just lonely nerds buy these games

“It was a woman this time so we can take it seriously”

- Jez comment section

I couldn’t care less about Pelosi’s stupid rebuttal. She’s just gonna keep shrugging and not do a damn thing

he knows, and he believes it

Maybe they’re doing what Square Enix did and making a spotify channel

What idiot keeps their subscription after 3 months of missing shipments? I would’ve surely cancelled after the second box wasn’t delivered on time.

ThinkGeek is already toast. GameStop cannibalized it and put all the plastic crap on store shelves.

This had to be a game to Epstein. He found the single dumbest journalist in the country, and dangled the carrot in front of a horse too stupid to eat it. It’s like a serial killer confiding in a coma patient