all the righters are single and horny, duh.

Perfection is an evil game. It can burn in board game hell with Sorry

This makes me sad inside. People are so lacking in creativity

Oh, it’s ok, he’s a good guy IRL everybody. Whew, thought we’d have to hold him responsible for his own actions for a second there.

All those stories were really about Patton Oswalt, and I say that with absolutely no proof. Just randomly accusing another comedian that we all agree is pretty cool (unless my blind accusation is true)

Wait, is he upset that the poll exists or is he pissed that the results show the majority are not the dumb sheep he takes them for?

I live in Milwaukee. Every year the Harleys come back here to roost and pretty much ruin being outdoors in the summer. I hope the entire company collapses

Listen, it could be worse. Much, much worse. You all know what I mean

I think no matter what, Woody Allen was going to say the wrong thing. He’s just as guilty as Weinstein so any statement against him will come out either hollow. Short of admitting his own behavior he just digs his own grave

So basically it’s “I’m sorry you heard me wrong.” God damn nobody owns up to fucking anything!

Just for fun I’m gonna say Dr. Phil. It’s always the preachiest ones

this is my guess. I immediately thought of this when Weinstein was finally “newsworthy”

There will never be a way to make these people understand. I imagine if Ross is disbarred he’ll spend his days pondering why and thinking he’s the victim in all of this.

I read this as men being afraid of the false accusatiions boogieman(boogiewoman? that doesn’t sound right) that will threaten them with a bogus harassment suit. That old “but what if” argument that pretty much never happens in reality.

I dated a black woman and came away as unwoke as before. It happens. I’m still pretty unwoke and I don’t know what to do about that

holy fuck, it’s almost as if they’re taking this shit seriously

I feel like this could be used to sum up most articles on Jez

Asshole Goose is when you pinch too close to the middle

I get told to fuck off every time I bring up fandom toxicity. Glad it’s not just me that hates this bs

Hell is a real place and we’re already there