They rejected my pitch for the show “Tase Pewdiepie” but maybe now they’ll reconsider 

So that means we’re done talking about him right?

I’m sorry you’re so lonely.

Finally a republican that admits that babies are just parasites!

Why are liberals the only people expected to mourn pieces of shit like this despite the fact that he was evil? Does it make you feel superior in some way that as a conservative you can celebrate things like the death penalty and get away without constantly being guilted? I guess I’ll just accept that more is expected…

Wait, why were the police called?

D.va’s Year of the Rooster costume—a modern hanbok design—has got some Korean men constantly trying to look up her skirt as a humiliation tactic against opponents

Did you get past Adventure of Link and then just hit shuffle? Your opinion is wrong and you should be ashamed 

God those movies were terrible. I got dragged to Divergent and Winter’s Tale in the same month. It was a dark time

I mean the timeline is off but Trump did say if “something happens” it will be on judge Robart, effectively turning the public against the judicial branch, which he hates so much

Im not usually one for tinfoil hats but here goes. Anybody else wondering the “Bowling Green Massacre” was something the Trump administration had planned but Kellyanne screwed the pooch and blurted it out early?

This needs more stars. MORE!

Jerking it is sex, using both hands is an orgy

I’m ok with that. Hell I’ll convert if need be

Lopez has always seemed like one of those comedians that builds his act based on what white people think an ethinicty is like. Kind of like Carlos Mencia

“How did NullSpace break his legs?”

(maybe you should just read more closely)

2006 was about a decade after that but ok, we’ll go with the 90s

Pre ordered mine. The only hardware I’ve ever regretted from Nintendo was the DSi. Even the Wii U was great for parties at the very least. (Game & Wario, yo!) Nintendo systems are the only consoles I buy first day

The NES, SNES, N64 and Wii would beg to differ.