My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

Yes, but is it a good shower wine?

Act now, discuss later as a technique meant to bring me (a Hillary voter) into the fold? IT’S A BOLD MOVE, COTTON, WE’LL SEE IF IT PAYS OFF.

Your hot take wasn’t a good one.

Not to be outdone on pop culture expertise, Republican members of Congress wheeled in their very own theater organ to accompany a showing of The Birth of a Nation in support of rolling back voting rights.

Every time I think “this time they’re going down” nothing happens! Pussygate, white supremacists, not releasing taxes, not divesting himself of his business interests, the infamous dossier, the Nordstrom tweets, hell all his tweets! The Yeman raid, the insanely unprofessional behavior of Spicer and Conway, the horror…

“I stand behind you in line at the store with a smile on my face...and a gun under my shirt which I occasionally stroke and pet like I’m masturbating with it in public, and you are none the wiser, yet you are much less safer for having me next to you. I probably won’t shoot you. My gun won’t pull it’s own trigger. I…

I think this is actually explained well in universe. Sisko cooks because he finds it satisfying and it’s stated many times that replicators duplicate the nutritional content and general taste of food items but leave out the unhealthy elements like alcohol and fat. Given that cajun/creole cuisine is often far from…

Even if 99.9% of the population did just that, the world would still do fine on the efforts of the other .1%.

What is with the GOP/conservative obsession with Iran? They seem to have this weird duality where Iranians are both the biggest threat to America ever BUT ALSO the weakest people alive who couldn’t possibly compete against American power.

That was where she lost me. Like, the guy was being nice! If you feel compelled to mock someone for doing a nice thing, then it’s not really a mystery why people don’t like being around you.

Meh, the facebook app has been doing this for a while now. Try playing Spanish on the radio all the time, and leave your phone next to it overnight. You'll start seeing different ads. From what I've seen, it works even if the app is closed.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

Fuck that. I just got promoted to manager, and I nevertheless plan on working 4o hours on the dot each week. A lot of older managers are in the habit of logging on in the evenings at my company, and I can tell you all that there is a 0% chance of me doing that. As soon as I do it, it will become the expectation. Nope.

This is rape.

While we’re at it, can we stop calling tips “hacks”?!?!

Their idea of hell:

You Fail Logic Forever.