As always The Onion beat us to it.

They want to ban tactical nuclear weapons, but HAVE THEY EVER EVEN DEPLOYED ONE?!

People live longer

You come off as incredibly uninformed about the world outside of your immediate environment.

This is an awfully ignorant reply.

This is an awfully privileged reply.

I never knew God to discriminate...

Yea, but this is knocking Epic ,and Kotaku is in the pockets of Epic.

The less self-referential Penny Arcade strip this week:

I assume they decided to withhold at least 50% of the shit they told every other president.

DERELICKT MY BALLS

His excuse, per CNN, was “I have the absolute right to declassify anything.”

He’s right, of course. The President is the final word on what is/is not released from classified materials.

The problem is that his engagement with this issue is going to start and stop with a Bronx-accented Prince Adam screaming “I HAVE THE…

Damn, already? We still have four more hours to go for the work day. Waiting for a news dump...

YVAN EHT NIOJ!

Miss Ingraham, I served with Stannis Baratheon, I knew Stannis Baratheon, Stannis Baratheon was a friend of mine.

Fuckin’ metal man. I’ll take it.

How much do we have to pay to get a permit to shoot that lion?  All of Mother Nature is basically for sale now, right? 

Of course. I kinda respect that Klobuchar is at least honest. The idea that Booker, Kamala, Castro or Gillibrand’s politics is much different from hers is nonsense.